Pokemon Denial

When something is labeled as "uncool" and people suddenly pretend they don't know anything about it because they think it will make them look bad by association. Coined for people who deny knowing the names of ANY Pokemon, even if they spent several years of their childhood memorizing every single one from the first games.

Alternatively, can be used to describe someone who makes fun of someone else for knowing something that they themselves know, but would not admit to because it's uncool.

Ex: When you use a pokeball in Super Smash Bros, say the name of the Pokemon out loud and your friends make fun of you for knowing it (even if it says its own name in the game).

I usually play as Charizard in Brawl.
Uh... Which one is Charizard again?
Dude, we used to play Red and Blue together EVERY DAY. I think you're in Pokemon Denial.

by LunaticMS April 6, 2011

Trading Pokemon Cards

A discreet way to talk about having sex.

"I've been trading Pokemon cards wit Luke all week long now!"-Lauren

by the flashy knight March 19, 2011

Pokemon Switch

When one of your bros starts nailing a chick and then switches you in so you get more experience.

If not for the Pokemon Switch, Brendan might never have gained enough sexual experience to evolve.

by BostonPremium January 15, 2011

Pokemon GO

The best way to lose weight in 2016

Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu

by Alomomola December 1, 2016

Pokemon

Something that you've pretended not to like since you turned 11, yet can't deny how sick it would be if they really existed.

I don't even need an example. You know damn strait what I'm talking about. Admit it; you want a Pokemon. So do I.

So do I.

by Matt Blanchard May 22, 2008

pokemon

The greatest video game/card game/tv show of all time

Pokemon Dialogue:

You wanna go to the gym!?

Nah bro I've already got all the badges

by definitionsbytom March 4, 2013

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.

by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017