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puerto rican shower

The act of cleaning thy self with the use of a sweaty t-shirt off your own back hittin' all the stinky spots.
We were adrift at sea so long, and with limited supplies of water, I had to take a Puerto Rican shower to stay clean.
puerto rican shower by cullan October 3, 2006

Puerto Rican Shower

When a person has beer funneled into their rear-end and then is penetrated in the anus
Kyle is walking a bit funny. Do you think he had a Puerto Rican Shower yesterday

Puerto Rican Shower

Noun: When a girl ain’t showered and she know her coochie stank, so she sprays along with the rest of her with perfume.
Going on a date right after work. No time for a shower, so Puerto Rican shower it is!”

Peurto Rican Shower 

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.
The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.
Peurto Rican Shower by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010