Pud Smuggler

One who knowingly allows erect penises to cross the ass border and hide in the colon

Man, look at that bow-legged dude with the rainbow tattoo. I bet he's a Pud Smuggler.

by Izheet M'drawz March 1, 2009

pud monkey

1) a person who does stupid things in a very annoying way.
2) from the terms pud-to mean idiotic and monkey as in the mammel. so, an idiotic creature who is absurd without trying.

my boss is a pud monkey. he won't leave me alone and keeps harping on about insignfigant things.

by Val Cohen April 26, 2004

Pound the Pud

To Jack off or have someone jack you off.

She could pound the pud!
Hey what are you doing in there pounding your pud?

by CableBob October 22, 2008

pud huff

a person who enjoys the inhaling of male genitalia... they luxiriate in the smell of and savor the taste of cock...

brandon is such a pud huff...

by feral silence September 25, 2004

pulling your pud

Masturbation, jerking off

You were pulling your pud the other night...I was watching.

by biggd60 May 15, 2006

pud pants

Pants made from a thin material (such as mesh basketball shorts) that are worn to the strip club while free balling.

Tommy never goes to the strip club without donning his pud pants.

by Tomjones1 June 14, 2017

Pud Whacker

A cronic masturbater. Someone who likes to beat his meat.

Damn Chris your such a pud whacker.

by leebuck2 April 15, 2003