Pubertis

Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.

Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

by jdupon21 January 3, 2010

Pubertizing

The act of going through puberty.

Has Joe started pubertizing yet?

by CEEGER August 24, 2006

pubertized

someone who has gone through puberty

John wanted to act like a little kid, but his parents expected more from him, since he had already been pubertized.

by Meadow Soprano September 2, 2013

Pubertocracy

When kids that are farther into puberty are considered better and cooler than the less developed ones. It's common in middle and high schools.

13 Year old kid: -Whoa, i'm better than you little 12 year old kid, im 13! Look, you don't even have hairs down there!

12 year old kid: -F***ing pubertocracy.

by Reegans November 18, 2014

Pubertised

Hitting puberty and becoming a teenager. Like the rest of us.

Man 1: Dude you pubertised almost overnight!
Man 2: Yeah

by ElfMonster August 24, 2014

puberic

A baby bear going through puberty, obviously.

Look at that puberic beast!

by pseudonymisa_longword January 20, 2017

Pubertied

When puberty has hit someone

Guy 1 : I'm getting voice cranks
Guy 2 : yeah your getting pubertied

by Jrjfjjf December 12, 2018