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pruning

when you finger something and let it linger inside until your finger looks like you been in a long shower
yo bro... i just pruned this chick last night.. my finger is all wrinkled now

definition: pruning or prune.. to leave your finger inside a moist area till it wrinkles
by ninjafaze420 December 20, 2019
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Pruning

You put your dick in someone’s mouth, have them close it, and have their mouth fill up with saliva so you can base your cock in it until it prunes

Pruning can also refer to long and sloppy top that results in your dick pruning
“Yo bro I’ve had a long day, I just want a good pruning”

“This jackass just cut me off, PRUNE ME ASSHOLE!”
by Rob’s Brain Speaks January 11, 2021
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Pruning

The act of slashing and flailing sharp pointy blades at plants (such as bushes, hedges, and certain types of flowers) until they look nicer.
Tim: I don’t like the way this bush looks
*Tim pulls out a variety of sharp blades with a murderous glint in his eye*
Tim: TIME TO START PRUNING
by MaybeLegalFireworksEnthusiast September 11, 2023
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Pruning

Fingering someone's butthole for so long that your finger prunes, as if it has been submerged in water.
Max: What are your plans for later tonight?
David: I'm going to be pruning Zane until the sun comes up.
Max: Make sure to bring lotion for your fingers afterwards!
by ThomYorkePeppermintPatty November 19, 2023
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Pruning

Lesbian sex act that is similar to scissoring but women’s legs are bent at the knee instead of fully extended.
Lily asked Amy is she wanted to do some pruning, so they bent their legs back at the knee and press their vaginas together and got to it.
by CPDeville November 3, 2025
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Pruning the Hedges

The act of trimming your overgrown pubic hair
Tim: I just pruned the hedges. Phew, I really needed that.

Rob: What do you mean, pruning the hedges?

Tim: Look! See? I even made an arrow with it!

Rob: Dude, put that away! Nobody wants to see that!
by FireintheDisco January 30, 2014
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Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.
Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.
by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016
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