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Proshipper 

A person who uses their trauma as an excuse to be a pedophile. They usually range of age nowadays from 12-17 years old. They feel the need to post this without thinking of their digital footprint. They have such atrocious opinions, that are disgusting and if the cops ever search their phone, they will be arrested for having CP on their phone. If you see a proshipper, immediately contact their mother. They won’t have a father, due to the fact he left for milk. Proshippers deserve a public execution or even death penalty, they are fucking disgusting and aren’t deserving of life. They act like they are better than everyone and are rude as shit.
Person 1: “hey! What are your interests?”

Person 2 : “oh, I like (Anime, Show or movie)!”

Person 1: “oh cool! I like (anime, show or movie), too, do you ship anyone?”

Person 2: “oh yeah, I ship (Abuser) x (Victim) and (Adult man) x (Young girl)”

Person 1: “excuse me? Being a proshipper is disgusting…”

Person 2: “it’s my trauma coping mechanism! I’m also autistic and hyper sexual!”

Person 1: “you can go to jail for that, and being neurodivergent doesn’t excuse it. I have ADHD but I don’t act like a pedophile…”
Proshipper by Ang3l_Dxst August 16, 2023

Proshipper 

A proshipper is a loser person who ships problematic/illegal ships and never goes outside, they become a proshipper due to

trauma, but still thats not an excuse to ship a pedophile and a child, most proshippers use
Proshipping as a "coping mechanism" to their trauma, they have the emoji combos like 🍖🌈 and many more, please avoid them or make them seek professional help like therapy, please don't ever let a teenage proshipper go any near an adult proshipper, yes there are adult ones too, please get them to seek professional help
Adult proshipper : i ship victim x abuser

Normal person : dude you're 23, what the hell are you doing with your life

Adult proshipper : It's a coping mechanism!!

Normal person : there's other different coping mechanism, and you chose that? Really?
*Calls the police*
Proshipper by Donutcake34 August 25, 2023

Proshipper 

A Proshipper is someone who ships people, disregarding what might be offensive/controversial to people who come across it.
He: I think that a little girl getting destroyed by a 30-year-old man is the best type of NSFW content!
Him: ...You actually need professional help you disgusting proshipper.
Proshipper by syijo October 9, 2023

proshipper 

basically somebody who does not give a flying fluff about ships. whether thatd be incestual, pedophilic, etc. they js ship anything! not a good thing tho, stay away from those mfs.
“i ship four and two!”
“ew they’re siblings, you’re a proshipper.”
proshipper by virg0xyz October 18, 2023

Proshipper 

(OK I changed this one to make it.. politer)

A proshipper is someone who believes every ship is OK. It can be anything, even weird and toxic things like Minor x Child, Abuser x Victim. Some examples can be Zecora x Applebloom (MLP:FIM) and Kyle x Cartman (South Park).

People who are proshippers, or similarly, comshippers, please get help. That's like the nicest thing I can say. If you know what you're doing, try take a break from the Internet or, seek help.

Pro/comshippers will usually ship these things to cope due to things, such as but not limited to, trauma
Person 1: Hey dude.. I'm kind of a proshipper.. I ship Randy x Stan from South Park...

Person 2: Oh.. uhm, ok, would you like some help finding a better coping mech?

Person 1: Perhaps.. yes please!
Proshipper by Noodle._. March 18, 2024

proshipper 

A: Heya! I'm a proshipper and I ship (a literal child) x (grandpa/grandma) and (sibling) x (sibling)!
B: Go kill yourself
proshipper by reiomo April 21, 2024

Proshipper 

A term invented by chronically online fandom teens to describe normal people who don't give a shit about what randos on the internet draw or write in a fictional setting, used primarily to morally grandstand over problems that don’t exist.
Person A: i cant believe you'd be friends with that person, dont you know they are a proshipper?!

Person B: what does that even mean? I swear You've gotta touch some grass bro