well proper

when someone or something is heaps awesome/fit/hot/nice/good/great/wicked etc.

'that guy/girl is well proper'

'i went to the beach today and it was well proper.'

by michelle_super October 8, 2009

Proper Norris

Adjective

A colloquial phrase used to describe anything positive.

Regional to the East Midlands.

You look really Proper Norris in that dress

I really enjoyed that film. It was so Proper Norris

"Kasabian are the most Proper Norris band of the century" (Tom Meighan)

by meeji luigi December 9, 2008

Proper Dicking

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.

Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"

by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013

art poser

Someone who completely lacks any artistic talent or creativity whatsoever. Always talking about themselves and their "work", these people go to great lengths to appear as real artists. Art posers have never had an original thought or idea in their lives but act as though everything they do is groundbreaking and original. They always hang together in little cliques and are highly suspicious of any "outsider"--particularly real artists who might expose them for what they really are. The titles of their "work" are always pretentious and completely meaningless; for example, a grey canvas with a small pink spot in one corner, titled "The Juxtaposition of Random Gratification #109." The lengthy descriptions they give of their "work" consist of rambling pseudointellectual bullshit that took 25 times the amount of time to compose than the actual piece itself; this is to compensate for the fact that the work only took 15 minutes to make, with no artistic ability at all. Art posers are typically so delusional that they don't realize how delusional they are. Art posers always worship Andy Warhol and strive to be just like him. Art posers often stand around in galleries, pretending to find deep meaning in other art posers' work. They frequently use the word "ambiguous" and will spend half an hour offering a pseudointellectual analysis of a grey, or blank canvas. Art posers have been known to mistake light switches in galleries as part of the sculptural exhibit.

Tasha is such an art poser.

This gallery sucks, what a bunch of art posers!

by Muscoffo August 17, 2015

poser

To pose: To pretend, to be somebody you're not, to be part of a culture or genre just to fit in.

Don't be such a Thomas, you only listen to Metal because all of your "friends" do, you big poser!

by MechaniX March 10, 2008

Posery

A place where many unoriginal people gather, usually pretending to have a broader knowledge on certain subjects, they might carry exceptionally large books, wear glasses when their sight is flawless, etc. They take stereotypes to seriously and use them to improve their social image.

Let's go to Starbucks even if it's a posery their coffee's epic.

by Milly39 December 26, 2010

Proper Rat

The lowest of the lowest. There is a rat and then there is.... a proper rat. A proper rat is a full blown slut/ganga usually walking the streets at night looking for it. A "Proper Rat" is down for whatever (sexually) and not in a good way but in a "hey i just gave you a venereal disease" way.

"Bro did you see that proper rat at that station?"
"Yeah blud, she said she would give me a gobby for a ciggie."
"Fuck that bro, you'd be scratching your knob forever after that shit."
"Word"

by Sneakqon December 31, 2012