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flaqualate [pronounced flack-a- late]

The word is flaqualate. This word has been very useful to a number of people in describing a feeling, and an action.
A woman walked outside to sit by the grass. There she found a bird on the ground who flapped and struggled and stressed and could not improve her condition. She could not re compose herself or fly. The woman was concerned and took the bird to a vet and asked for help. The next day she told me the story of this bird and tried to describe the (ascribed) feelings and real actions of this little bird. She created this new word.
I flaqualate over my mortgage payment being due. I don't have enough money.
Someone will flaqualate because his ex wife is yelling about the kids.
The boss is a pain and he will cause the entire department to flaqualate ( be unable to take action)
I had a flaqualtory response to that movie, It was a real psychological thriller.
My flaqualations went on for hours, but finally I no longer felt so crazy.
Even though the judge said it was okay, I found myself flaqualating for a while.
The neighbors began to flaqualate over my barking dog, so they called the cops to try and make me flaqualate too. Didn't work. I don't care.
by RobinR99 July 29, 2005
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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.

A phrase used to politely tell a person: "You're a delusional fucking idiot, I'm not dealing with you anymore." Usually used as a way of ending internet arguments with people who say insane shit.

This phrase was first used by some russian official (who gives a fuck about his name?) on Twitter, when the user LivFaustDieJung pointed out that this official's tweet basically implied that russia's justification for bombing Ukrainian civilians was that there was an "internal" conflict in Donbas, and some people died as a result.
By responding with "You pronounced this nonsense. Not me." this shitface tried to claim that what LivFaustDieJung said was just some made up BS, even though, in reality, they only reiterated his original tweet.

This phrase, however, was seized by NAFO, who started using it as a response to shut down russian trolls.
Karen: VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM! THE EARTH IS FLAT! 5G GOVERNMENT CONTROL! THEY ARE LYING TO YOU, @GIGACHAD, DON'T YOU SEE?! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!!!!
Gigachad: You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.
by Roman Shosirobe September 9, 2022
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ass pounded

commonly in gay sex, refers to being fucked incredibly hard up the ass
by cooperrrr February 7, 2014
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Ghost Pounded

The feeling after a rough session of anal or vaginal intercourse, in where you still feel like you are being pounded long after the fact.
After a rough anal sex session with Amir, John felt like he was being ghost pounded during his nap the next day.
by JohnWalzyk April 6, 2008
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pronounced mushroom head (PMH)

A pronounced mushroom head (PMH) is identified by a glans (or penis head) that is characterized by a distinct mushroom shape with a circumference that is significantly larger than the penis shaft. PMH is thought to bring greater pleasure during intercourse to females because of the friction created by the mushroom-shaped head (in contrast to the pencil dick) on the clitoris.
What did his penis look like? It was beautiful, he had a very pronounced mushroom head (PMH).
by eeyore777 December 7, 2010
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pounded

being on the recieving end of the cock usually the hoe or hood rat or pigeon head or chicken head gets pounded as an act of sexual intercourse.
Hey i ended up at her place an i pounded the shT out of her.

also see:pounding or deep dickin
by negro October 16, 2004
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I'm starving! Pull into McD's (pronounced Mickey D's) sose I can get a burger and fries!
by petermante September 13, 2011
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