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used as the first word of a reply when commenting on a forum topic, without reading the whole topic. It lets all who are participating know that you have not read the whole topic.

to pronk

the act of jumping into a thread/argument without bothering to read the whole of the thread and basically making a fool of yourself

first used on the glastonbury festival forum @2002 (now myfests) and originates from the kangaroo leap, and seems to encapsulate the act nicely - something without much grace and consideration, and is sometimes so clumsy it is funny.
actual discussion about pregnancy
topic title "how long for labour"

a pronk reply without reading the topic

"PRONK

bloody fascists! vote green!"
Pronk by -MaDMAn- May 24, 2009
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Vernacular used at Bleacher Nation and in other Disqus supported blogs.

(1) to use one's own social media history and/or past comments against them when they later change their position or opinion;
(2) to display a complete inability to post simple links and/or gifs to message boards;
(3) to get unreasonably angry over fairly trivial things
(1) Remember when, in 2014 you said Kyle Hendricks was a AAA pitcher? You've been Pronked!
(2) Another broken link.....Pronk'd.
(3) Sure that's too much money for Brandon Morrow, but no need to go full Pronk.
Pronk by JusticeBeaver April 21, 2018
A joke involving someone else's genitalia.
A little pronk can turn into personal tragedy
pronk by ken dressler August 6, 2003
pronk (pop-rock-punk)a person who likes rock, punk and some pop, wears black clothes, a person who doesn't care what people think about him, quiet, everybody's kinda afraid of them, rough.
regina:Do you know Andrew?
peter: yeah. i know him, he always wears black.
regina: oh yeah, he's a pronk
pronk by alfersone August 22, 2005
pronk
prOnk (prank in an english accent)
verb INFORMAL

play a trick or practical joke on (someone).
"the individuals who were pronk thought they were auditioning to be a TV show host"
pronk by mustardman September 30, 2020
pronk
prOnk (prank in an english accent)
verb INFORMAL

play a trick or practical joke on (someone), past tense.
"the individuals who were pronk thought they were auditioning to be a TV show host"
pronk by mustardman September 30, 2020