Prosterity

1. The clandestine belief that your children and would be grandchildren are plotting to check your prostate.

2. When a man carries on his family name via butt pregnancy.

3. The very moment you realize that a rectal exam is in your near future.

1. Daryl's children believed in prosterity, much to his dismay.

2. Herb discovered his prosterity and decided to keep it despite the inevitable hemorrhoids that would concurrently haunt him.

3. Jim suddenly sat down when a moment of prosterity fell upon him.

by CherieCherryPie April 20, 2010

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prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.

I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.

by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016

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Dropbox Prösterchen

To toast by sending a photo of oneself with a beer via dropbox link.

"Wanna send me a Dropbox Prösterchen later?"

by joevagian July 10, 2020

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pogster

One of the most loveable humans on earth. An absolute legend and very humorous. Will most likely fuck your mom if you're not careful.

Jane: "Yurrrr that man pogster really is no joke"
Tommy: "ikr"
Bob: "hey tommy i think im gay"
Tommy: "i slept with your mom stfu"
Bob: "i fucked with pogster"
Jane: "seriously??"
Bob "Yeah"
Tommy: *faints*

by BruhNoMuchacho January 27, 2021

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Promster

promster is another word for the most amazing person in the general discussion forums of gaia online. he mixes trolling with actual gding and is loved by most

promster trolled me, but then he made me a sign saying sorry

by AnonymousAnon12321 July 22, 2009

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Progesterone

Bio chemicals released by femal mamals when on there menstral cycal. The chemicals excite the oposite sex and are mainly what cause rapeings by weakminders.

I have been laying men by the dozens since I started my Progesterone cycle.

by JKD February 24, 2003

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