Productivity Czar

Used in sitcom "The Office". To be assigned to observe co-workers' work activity. Basically a snitch.

I don't have time to see that you all are doing your job, so John, you be the productivity czar.

by IllinoisPam March 26, 2009

Pooductive

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Proactive type of person

Rafe Cameron.
Super hot.
A psychopath

He really wishes you hadn’t said that.

“Listen Sarah, I’m a proactive type of person” said Rafe

by RafeCameronswife August 13, 2021

Productive Procrastination

Productive Procrastination is what happens when you take speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine, blue speed) and focus on the wrong things. Instead of doing your homework, you're hyperfocused on cleaning the house, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, cleaning the windows and mirrors with vinegar, folding laundry, and more.

Tyler: I took 25mg of blue speed (Blue Ethylamphetamine) and I cleaned my room and alphabetized my PS2 videogame collection.

Josh: You're supposed to be doing your homework! You're doing productive Procrastination!

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

prozucktive

pro·zuck·tive
/prəˈzʌktɪv/
–adjective
1.
the spending of excessive time on facebook, making 'witty' comments on recently uploaded photos; generative; creative of useless outcomes: a prozucktive effort.
...2.
producing readily or abundantly; fertile: a prozucktive facebooker.
3.
causing; bringing about (usually followed by of ): conditions prozucktive of time wastage and procrastination.

Origin:
2011; < Modern English; derived from the fusion of facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's surname and the preexisting adjective 'productive'>

What did you get up to last night?

Heaps. No schoolwork, but I was pretty prozucktive on facebook!

by aussieborealis July 23, 2011

Something Productive

What You Arn't Doing Right Now, If Your Looking Up "Something Productive" On some online dictionary.
Get a life.

You: Sitting On A Chair.

Something Productive: Getting Off Your Ass.

by ???? 20 July 3, 2008

Protective

Someone can/is be protective of you when they care about you and the way you feel. They don't want you to get hurt, and want to protect your feelings. A protective person is always there talk to, and to hear you out when you have a problem. They are the best kind of friend because you can always trust them. They always have your back. Try not to ever lose a friend if they are protective of you because that kind of friend is hard to ever find again. Having someone be protective over you is the best feeling in one of the best feelings in the world.

Boy- Hey! How are you feeling today? better than yesterday?

Girl- Yeah. I am feeling better. Thanks for caring and being protective of me. It means a lot to me.

(they hug)

by julialoveyaxo April 14, 2009