Profuctive

Describes the feeling that even though you are busy, it is accomplishing nothing.

I have been running around all day, but I am only being profuctive.

by cowgirl10 March 1, 2009

Profucktive

Being highly productive at f#*cking things up

Man, today was a totally profucktive day. Everything I touched fell to pieces. I should have stayed in bed.

by Keehop June 4, 2016

producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

Profucktive

Excelling in an area related to or focusing on sex and/or masturbation.

1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.

2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?

1: Well I don't want to brag bu

3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING

by lotsaspaghetti March 4, 2010

profucktive

Profiencent at fucking anything and everything within reason up.

Daniel, is profucktive at relationships

by mayormaynot420 February 4, 2010

profucktive

when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session

her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!

by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013

Profucktive

When you need to be productive but dont give a Fuck

''Oh no im behind on my nutrition project and Time plans!!''
''Better go get Profucktive m8''

by ImmortalRocker April 1, 2015