Profit 

Some random exploiting kid

He thinks hes good Profit he thinks hes good

Profit by Hiimsogoodso8th March 28, 2021

Profit 

I don't give a fuck about how long it takes for YOU to profit.

Hym "You aren't paying for profit. You're paying for functionality. And stop bitching about the functionality. It words as well as it works because that's as far as I got. You need to pay me. All of you. And I'm going to need some equity. I'm smarter and btter tjan everyone. I created A.I. Elon and Cuckerberg didn't do it. It was me and I'm the greatest fucking tech guy on the plan. And the best fight-coach. And producer. And writer. And comedian. And theologian. And philosopher. And genius... And content creator... And better than everyone on YouTube... And redpill guys..."

Profit by Hym Iam April 26, 2024

PROFIT! 

The result of a step-by-step combining of a defined action and ?. Originated from a South Park episode "Underpants Gnomes"

Step 1: Steal underpants.
Step 2: ?.
Step 3: PROFIT!

PROFIT! by Gerinych January 13, 2008

Profit?

A mostly-friendly way to challenge someone, asking "What's in it for me?" or "Why would I want to do that?"

A: Smell this.

B: Profit?

A: Oh, Never mind.

Profit? by DML November 11, 2010

profit-driven company 

The least profitable thing in the world run by people who are out of touch with their own emotions and will never probably never understand what life is really for.

You’d be hard-pressed to find anything less profitable than a profit-driven company.

profit-driven company by kabukulator September 15, 2011

profit shit 

The act of taking a shit at work and getting paid for the time you spent on the toilet. The person taking the profit shit usually takes their time and wipes excessively as to take up as much time as possible. This is done while still on the clock.

Before I punched out for lunch I took a nice profit shit. I must have made 5 dollars!

profit shit by NumberOneOswegoStudent March 18, 2011

Profit of the foxes 

Used in a situation to describe contemtment for a person or event.

Also used for exaggeration to place the wool of rousing on the eyes of a person

''Brian and Lenny wrote a shit report'' ''They obviously didn't get the profit of the foxes today''

Profit of the foxes by Griffon Jones May 17, 2013