Fax, no printer

When u are speaking pure facts

Damian: stop lying to me

Me: you are daddy and that’s fax, no printer

by Luluisa October 26, 2019

Fax, no Printer

A more exclaimed and stronger form of fax. Used when pointing out something so true it is neither true nor fax.

Friend 1: Yo man this YouTuber is sick
Friend 2: Fax, no printer.

by Dapper Boi December 12, 2018

Printerference

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.

Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.

by Mar© February 13, 2015

Pitter Patter

Slang, come on let's go!

*shouting out in the yard during a thunderstorm* "Look at you pups houndin' around all muddy...get in here, quick! Pitter Patter, let's get at 'er!"

by SassiBass18 August 6, 2018

winklebag printer

A printing machine (or printing company) of very low quality.

Producing poor quality basic crude printing like the paper bags used to hold wet seafood.

Example:(printing machine) Where did you get that winklebag printer from?

Example:(printing company) That company of printers are rubbish. They a winklebag printer.

by ITman January 3, 2008

Printer

Printers are man's inhumanity to man. I hate printers. They give you nothing but shit.

The Bullshit Man: "Printers are bullshit!"

by Ugh69 September 30, 2018

Printer's remorse

When upon looking at a (usually large) printed document, you regret printing it.

Joe had printer's remorse because he just printed a 100 page file in colour when he meant to print it in black and white.

Jill had printer's remorse because she just realised she printed the odd pages of a long document twice.

Bill had printer's remorse because he forgot to check the "multiply slides per page" option and thus resulted in 120 pages with one lecture slide each.

by sean1123 April 13, 2008