Previously loved

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a mere used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has had intense emotional connections with the item, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Panasonic microwave, condition is previously loved.
Me: What did that guy do, make love to his microwave???

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023

Previously enjoyed

A rather corny and exaggerated term for a used commodity. Such a description seemingly suggests that the end-user has developed an intense emotional connection with the item, often with the connotations of play, as if it were a stuffed animal, a game console, (or an adult toy....)

Marketplace listing: Table lamp, condition is previously enjoyed.
Me: Wow, that guy sure must loved playing with his lamp...

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 15, 2023