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Pressure Cooker 

An uncut dick that precums under it's hood
I cannot wait any longer, I must eat this pressure cooker meat now!
Pressure Cooker by Kuntry84 May 11, 2020

Pressure cooker 

Ir is the when you fart under a weighted blanket and hold your spouse under. Like a Dutch oven but with a weighted blanket.
My wife was in bed after we had chili so I subjected her to the pressure cooker
Pressure cooker by David Kolep February 28, 2021

Pressure cooker 

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped
The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

Pressure-Cooker 

When one is done taking a bad dump in a public bathroom stall, doesn’t flush, then locks the door from the inside and crawls out from underneath. This is done for the purposes of infecting said bathroom with a disgusting bouquet of farts and poo.
Hey man, smells like someone left a pressure-cooker in the 2nd floor bathroom. Probably better to go downstairs.
Pressure-Cooker by Diaper8 February 2, 2023

pressure cooker farts

The type of flatulence that sounds like it’s emanating from a pressure cooker.
I came into the kitchen, put my arms around my wife, and hearing the pressure cooker asked, “what’s for dinner, honey?” and was astounded when she simply said, “I don’t know - but I am having these unrelenting pressure cooker farts all afternoon!”

Pressure cooker syndrome 

When you can't help but be a pain in the ass to someone..
J-bird was being nice to the partyline till his Pressure cooker syndrome kicked in and he started taking hot shots for laughs..