by Cort November 5, 2003
Get the precise mug.The period of time before one relapses into an old addiction during which one knows and fully intends on what one is about to do. May be accompanied by feelings of premorse, second-thoughts, self-hatred, and excitement.
"Hey buddy, I thought you quit?" Asks Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
"I'm prelapsing," says Greg, holding an unlit cigarette between his lips. "Don't make this any harder for me than it already is."
"You're prelapsing?"
"I haven't relapsed until the cigarette is lit, my dear friend. Presently, and for the next few seconds, I'm in a phase of addiction we refer to as the 'prelapse'.
"Semantics," says Joe.
by ECS_Or_What_You_Will November 23, 2011
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Pokeclipse was a forum where people who apparently believed that pokemon were somehow real and could interact with people in the real world would meet.
However, it was started out as a joke to parody and make fun of Digiclipse (The same thing, except people believe Digimon were real). It soon got a lot of attention, and half of the people on the site soon ACTUALLY believed that pokemon were real. It soon became infested with actual nerds, who later tried to deny their belief in Pokemon in the real world, however it was a sad attempt and they DID believe. EVERYONE who joined and took part in that forum (including the people who started it as a joke) proved that they have no life to go that far out of their way to make people think it was real. They tried to explain it, however all of them are looked at as a joke and are all now known losers. It is estimated that 99.9% of the people who joined and took part in the so called "Joke" were virgins and had absolutely no social life at all, mostly WoW and D&D nerds that wanted to get attention.
However, it was started out as a joke to parody and make fun of Digiclipse (The same thing, except people believe Digimon were real). It soon got a lot of attention, and half of the people on the site soon ACTUALLY believed that pokemon were real. It soon became infested with actual nerds, who later tried to deny their belief in Pokemon in the real world, however it was a sad attempt and they DID believe. EVERYONE who joined and took part in that forum (including the people who started it as a joke) proved that they have no life to go that far out of their way to make people think it was real. They tried to explain it, however all of them are looked at as a joke and are all now known losers. It is estimated that 99.9% of the people who joined and took part in the so called "Joke" were virgins and had absolutely no social life at all, mostly WoW and D&D nerds that wanted to get attention.
Mew2 (Is the supposed started of Pokeclipse, and certified nerd/virgin thats part of the 4chan and plays WoW/D&D 18 hours a day, also has a Micropenis, 1 cm)
Mew2: "Did you see that Pokeclipse thing?? haha I really pwned those Digiclipse dudes and anyone who thought I was a loser"
Guy With a Life: "Dude, you are a fuckin loser, get laid and get a life, your not fooling anyone you nerd, and I heard that you have a tiny penis"
Mew2: (runs away crying) "Why doesnt anybody believe me? aaaaahhh!!..."
Mew2: "Did you see that Pokeclipse thing?? haha I really pwned those Digiclipse dudes and anyone who thought I was a loser"
Guy With a Life: "Dude, you are a fuckin loser, get laid and get a life, your not fooling anyone you nerd, and I heard that you have a tiny penis"
Mew2: (runs away crying) "Why doesnt anybody believe me? aaaaahhh!!..."
by Guywithalife May 18, 2008
Get the Pokeclipse mug.Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.
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Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"
Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."
Eg#2
Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."
by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011
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by Freclipse April 15, 2015
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