praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

praying grandmothers

your grandmothers prayer protecting you

“i got praying grandmothers for niggas who hate”

by Freeway.re August 22, 2020

She praying

Is a slang word that means ; she is sucking dick ; she is giving head ; a girl is into giving a blow job on her knees with two hands

Kenny: " yo Adam , do you know if that girl is into sucking dick ? "

Adam: "she praying "

by Suavely January 3, 2015

Praying to the porcelain god

Vomiting, puking, throwing up. So called because the motion made during vomiting resembles that of someone bowing their head in prayer.

"I drank way too much last night and ended up praying to the porcelain god."

by 5L4Y3R October 13, 2008

praying for keeps

When you pray for something that you want to last forever.

I'm praying for keeps that this time around I will meet my soulmate.

by debash120754 December 28, 2013

praying for death

A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering

Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”

Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”

by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018