pre order

somethign that only a fagget would do. A big waste of money. A bigger waste of money then paying murph to strip for you.

Murph: OH OH HALO 2 IS COMIN OUT!! BETTER PRE ORDER IT!
Alex: ok SETH.
Murph. damn what a hot person to say such an amazing insult like that i mus bow down in awe to him.

by - July 28, 2004

Pre-Order

Going after someone for romantic or sexual advances that is two years or more younger than yourself. Commonly used with the word Post-order. Used by all sex's since it was made for all sex's

Finn told me he was talking two a girl and I asked her age since he just turned 18 so he said she was 16 but turns 17 in a couple of weeks I told him he was pre-ordering so he should stop talking to her.

by SlinkSoda September 23, 2023

Pre-Order

"Pre-Order" Is what you say when there is a hot girl but is underage and you cant not fw yet.

Evan sees a cute three year old and says "Pre-Order"

by itzhyper34 November 1, 2023

Pre Order

a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade

Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning

by SUPERTRUTHFULMAN863 November 23, 2024

Pre-Order Relationship

A Pre-Order Relationship is a relationship which you and your significant other aren't really dating until a certain time or scheduled.

Yeah Elizabeth and I have that Pre-Order Relationship. How long until your Pre-Order relationship deadline.

by Poorboi72 December 28, 2017

Preorder

When one gets unintentionally pregnant by a mistake.

Yea, she better cancel that preorder before its too late..

by Gobblemonster69 December 2, 2023

preorder

When someone starts talking to a girl before she’s legal with the intention of sealing it the minute she is

Drake be putting that girl on preorder

by mrtimbles July 20, 2024