chocolate covered prarie dog

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.

-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."

by urdrinkingbuddy December 27, 2007

Prairie dog straight jacket

When you know your chick has to poop so you wrap her up so tight with the sheets that she can't move her arms and then butt fuck her while she's pooping

I saw my girl crowning and I was feeling horny so I grabbed her and gave her the old prairie dog straight jacket.

by 420twerm December 27, 2021

praire doggin'

praire doggin' is when a turd is coming out of its hole (anus) and then goes back in.

Man I need to find a shitter, I'm praire doggin' like a mofo!

by whateva November 21, 2004

Praire dogging

When you really need to take a shit and the turd is poking its head out your "Praire dogging"

"Dude, I gotta take a dump! I'm Praire dogging"

by (Ottp)Robbo October 30, 2008

prairie dog

Partial fecal emission. Imminent defecatory state; notably, the inability to entirely retain the foremost portion of ones bowel movement.

Bill needed to find a toilet immediately because he was already "prairie dogging" it.

by Shuttleworth July 11, 2003

aquatic prairie dog

Huge turd floating in a body of water, usually a lake.

Hey Bryce, watch out for one of them aquatic prairie dogs while you're out there.

by Salmon-ella January 21, 2007

prarie dog

When you gotta poop so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does.

I think I'm gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i'm prarie doggin it.

by Sphinctar May 12, 2004