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Powernap

A code word said for Masturbation in a situation where actually saying Masturbation would be inappropriate or dirty. As in if someone knocks on the door you say "I'm taking a powernap"
You powernap so you can stay awake for the slumber party
by powernapper89 April 4, 2011
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powertop

A gay man that only tops tops, even if they are total tops. This would imply a DOUBLEPLUS alpha-male syndrome.
«aqua_vitae» I'm a powertop.
«aqua_vitae» my bf was a top when i met him; hes never fucked me
by geebee June 16, 2004
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powertyping

Powertyping is when you pretend to type in a orderly manner REALLY fast, but actually typing random nonsense. Basically a more sophisticated way of saying you're spamming, and to confuse people.
Bob: I'm powertyping on Tom's chat!
Rick: What.. the hell..
/Tom joins the conversation.
Tom: STOP, YOU FUCKHEAD.
Bob: ghih4weigqegiqhieqhogehog qehogjehgkhbcjkgnsjkgnwjkesgthiesbdgjkeqnjkdthgiuwehtgkw4hesjgkvensdjkgehwdTgwhjesdgbjkvrsdngjkwrsfyjhwrjkghrbfgry
erkhrefherjkdfghklfngklrwjhowrjfhklwrhkjbrkljhklrejfklhjtkljfh
Rick: ...oh.
by sunilirioh July 6, 2009
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powertop

A free computer program written by Intel to help reduce power consumption of laptops running the Linux operating system by changing certain hardware and software settings.
My laptop runs 30 minutes longer on a battery charge after powertop let the hard drive power down when I wasn't using it.
by some_user October 6, 2008
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PowerNap

What one does to escape an especially boring PowerPoint presentation.
I can't look at one more of Dave's slides on TPS Reports. I'm gonna take a quick PowerNap.
by Big Blue Steve January 30, 2009
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powernap

When somebody just masterbated and got an extremely good orgasm. They lay down and take a quick sleep.
-I just watched some good porn, and ended taking a powernap for four hours.
by mr.jimmy September 19, 2009
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powerappletosh

The person(s) whom is wise, Awesome, and just plain out cool, whom owns an Apple computer
He was a big powerappletosh until he saw that PC.
by Marcus Richards April 24, 2008
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