by ItzADunndeal September 30, 2011
Get the Power ugly mug.1. People who know the advanced features of a computer operating system.
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
2. What business people who don't actually know anything about computers call themselves when all they can do is make spreadsheets in Excel. :
Ex:
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
1. I just installed a new GUI to Debian! Now to overlock my processor so I can get shit done!
2. The following is a real story from my old job:
Lady: *Calls Me(IT Guy)*
Me: Hello?
Lady: Yes, is this IT I'm speaking with?
Me: Yes.
Lady: I'm normally a "Power User" but lately, Windows has been SO slow! I would like it if you could help me.
Me: Ok, would you like me to come over to your office?
Lady: No, it's fine.
Me: Well, could you answer these questions?
Lady: Yes. Why is it so slow?
Me: Have you updated Windows?
Lady: No.
Me: Do you have Windows 7?
Lady: Why do you want me to downgrade? I already have Windows 95!
Me: Have you downloaded any viruses?
Lady: No, my doctor said I'm fine.
Me: Umm...Well, have you clicked on any suspicious E-Mails?
Lady: Yes! I'm still waiting for my new iPhone!
Me: *Facepalm*
by The Man with the Plan In a Can August 17, 2012
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by jen June 4, 2005
Get the power up mug.to increase ones power within the body showing a great increase in strength, speed, and stamina. when power up is achieved an aura of energy will be generated.
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wushwushwushwush.........This ends now!!!
by getsuei May 6, 2008
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by IAmAJaxness99 February 15, 2022
Get the Lexia: Power-Up mug.by Pamda02 December 14, 2022
Get the Australian Power Up mug.1.To suddenly gain an advantage over something at the last minute even when your out matched.
2.A warning to your foe to prepare themselves for a hard or difficult match
2.A warning to your foe to prepare themselves for a hard or difficult match
1.Main that test was hard man but I powered up on it and passed anyways.
2.Man you power up Micheal I am not taking your crap today.
2.Man you power up Micheal I am not taking your crap today.
by Wisdom100 November 9, 2012
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