Potaterminus

A potato of which has been left in the ground for too long and infected by the roots of plants around it. Once it enters this phase, it sprouts out of the ground and begins terrorizing people around it. The Potaterminus is not only infectious to other potatoes, but people too. Common symptoms that occur after contact with the Potaterminus include (but are not limited to) small brown spots across the body, traces of starch in blood, and a potato-like tone to skin, no matter the race. The Potaterminus' goals are unknown, but it does appear to be fully alive and is extremely hostile towards anything that breathes.

Brian: William, did you remember to harvest the potatoes this morning?
William: ...
Brian: So they wouldn't start rotting and possibly become a Potaterminus?
William: ...Uuh-
Brian: Well?
William: Yyyeah, no, we're fucked.

by mirrormanwastaken November 30, 2021

palatier

noun \ˈpa-lət-ēə(r)\
A self-proclaimed culinary arts aficionado with a sharp discernment of sophisticated cuisine and fine wines.

After sampling his entree at French Laundry, the habitué clearly defined the five basic tastes and identified the perfect wine pairing. It was apparent to those in his party that he was more than a mere foodie; he was a distinguished palatier.

by Frankenspyne October 23, 2013

Potater

An idiot way to say potato (it's funny though.)

Gimme your potater!

by somebody that i used to know:( March 30, 2021

potaters

a hilly billys way of saying potatos

can you buy me sum potaters for the cook out

by soapcuzusmell January 30, 2022

PotHater

n:PotHater

Haters are going to hate.
Potatoes are going to potate.
It's when a potato looking mother fucker, is a hater.

Let me tell you about this PotHater, all they do is talk mess about people because they're a rotten potato.

by Cynthia Doll August 15, 2023