The Couch Potato

The act of sneaking into a house in the middle of the night in order to conceal oneself in a couch. Then cutting a hole the size of the assailants penis into the couch cushion. Then when the perspective victims mother sits on the couch she will be in for quite a surprise. (let's all hope the mother sits down first)

Brendan: "Did you hear about Billy; he's in the hospital,"

Jon: "Ya I heard 12in Joe tried to give his MILF mom the couch potato but he sat down first,"

by 12in Joe May 9, 2010

Couch potato

When your watching the same tv show all day and it was 11:00 am now its 5:00 o'clock and you realize your stuck on the couch

Bob: dude I can get up
Joe: why?
Bob: because I am becoming a couch potato, dont ruin my zen!
Joe:🤨

by You know what I mean January 5, 2021

couch potato warrior

A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.

Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.

by Guido1 May 31, 2009

couch potato

its a person who would not get off his butt from the couch (playing video games or tv)

Ryan:stop being a couch potato and come play outside

by reee master May 15, 2020

couch potato

One who watches excess amounts of television

It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato

by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002

couch potato syndrome

When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.

1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."

2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"

by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011

Couch Potato

The word for someone who sits on a couch for many ours and does nothing.

Also known as the man who lets girls Shrek him.

"I'd like to now how to be a great couch potato!"

by ㄑㄦ March 18, 2016