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Tuscan Pot Roast

Pooping while sitting cross-legged on a hot sidewalk.
Dude just made a tuscan pot roast right on the sidewalk in front of Denny's.
by lerk99 March 12, 2017
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yankee pot roast

The end result of pooping on someone's chin while you teabag them and jerk off at the same time.
"I ate too much and ended up dropping some Yankee Pot Roast on my date last night."
by The Bitchbang February 18, 2017
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making pot roast

Making pot roast happens when you really need to take a shit.
Man that fart was rank, he must be making pot roast.
by Chris Cope December 14, 2008
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Mississippi Pot Roast

Similar to a pot roast. The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot. After the act, you then fry it up on the stove to feed her many children.
I gave her the ol Mississippi Pot Roast after I saw how many got dang kids she had running around the place. Hungry and begging for scraps.
by PooterGish March 22, 2020
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Tuscan Pot Roast

When doing anal, you cum as deep as you can inside the girls ass and then she diarrheas in out into the toilet and you both look into the toilet with aw.
"Hey baby I'm so horny please fuck me" "How about I give you a good old fashioned Tuscan Pot Roast instead ;)" "Yes please omg I'm so wet just thinking about it"
by The tight booty hole June 28, 2016
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going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one March 3, 2011
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Oregon Pot Roast

When you feed a woman pot roast and then you forcefully hold her head down while you nut, causing her to vomit the aforementioned savory meal and rub her stomach gravy all over your cock and balls. AKA the Netti Pot
“Janet and I did the Ol’ Oregon Pot Roast last night, you should just see the sheets! Sunday dinner all over the whites!”
by PilotAndPinUp September 30, 2021
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