Poostpone

To delay relieving the need for taking a dump

Dude! why was your face so red during the meeting earlier?

I had a serious need to drop a huge dooky but was forced to Poostpone until the meeting was over. Feeling much better now.

by Ad.Co November 12, 2010

postbone

to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.

Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.

by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

postpwned

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

by Asabukie February 8, 2008

postpose

Proposing an action after already having completed it. Specifically in the case of asking permission for something you've already done.

Sic. asking somebody for permission to do something you've already done.

I postposed to my roommate that I borrow her computer for the afternoon after filling it with sand when my etch-a-sketch broke.

by The Eighth Empire February 22, 2008

postboned

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

by qwertys February 27, 2014

postphone

A verb meaning "to put off a phone call until a later time."

I know you want to talk, but the plane's about to take off. We'll have to postphone.

by Snerko November 18, 2010

Postponed Birthday Sex

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

by melissayy! June 22, 2011