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dirty postman

Taking a shit in someone's mail Box
I Gave a Dirty Postman To the Women Next Door!
by Mikeyt999 October 6, 2015
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postmanning

The act of switching male partners between vaginal and anal sex without the female noticing.
I pulled out of Nikki last night whilst doing doggy and you slipped into her arse, without her realising it wasn’t me!
Yeah! We were so postmanning that hoe!
by King Crumb & Stains November 7, 2020
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Postman Shat

Like Postman Pat, however, this person takes a shit through your letter box.
"I heard the letter box flap so I went to collect my mail. All I found was a steaming dump on my carpet. I can't believe someone did a postman shat."
by Hammertime25 October 15, 2014
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mr postman

1.A man who has sexual intercourse with another man's wife/girlfriend whilst he is away from home.

2.A man who has sex with opp (another mans woman)

3. a deliverer of needed (or deprived) "goods"
If you dont have sex with with your girl she'll have to call mr postman...
by luvdrug88 August 23, 2010
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Bin raiding postman

A grotesque noctunal vermin that roams leafy sub-urban areas ravaging through dustbins looking for food and objects of intrinsic value. This term only applies if their parent is on strike.
"Get your dirty finger nails out my compost you Bin raiding postman, go and tell your dad to sort it out!"
by BB-Doggg March 22, 2010
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Postman Pat

A freaky show meant for young children. Sure, most of you reading this probably watched it as a kid but it is totally freaky. The show follows the adventures of Pat, a weird-ass postman (who is probably gay and only pretends to be married with kids) and his equally gay pet cat Jess. What happens in a typical episode is:

Theme song plays, and then Pat has to deliver the mail but usually experiences some sort of problem and has to solve it. By the end it is solved and then the same tune as the theme song plays but in whistles.

Whatever the creators were smoking, it's gone and ruined people's minds.

See also: Teletubbies, Fireman Sam, Boohbah, Bob the Builder, Thomas the Tank Engine
by Rose likes pie November 22, 2009
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Postman

A guy that messes with other guys girlfriends. He believes that if a girl chooses, then it is her fault and he is not in the wrong.
Guy 1: yeah man that nigga be talkin to my girl.
Guy 2: you better watch out he a postman.
by Izzy Aka Chevy_Hybrid July 13, 2006
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