A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??
“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025
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