apsitively posilutely

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

Absotively Posilutely

Just like saying "Absolutely, Positively" but when you want to be weird and be like Hannah Montana, Disney Channel's brat pop princess.

Pr: Ab-so-tiv-ly (ee sound) Pos-e-lute-ly

Girl 1: You wanna go clubbing?

Girl 2: Absotively Posilutely!

by softball_queen January 8, 2009

Posifukinlutely

Absolutely, positively

I would posifukinlutely love to go on vacation

by Lee Helton March 25, 2018

Posify

To pretend to care about what someone else is listening to on any online music website in order to appear cool or desireable because you want to have sex with them regardless of their horrible taste in music.

Becky to Sara : Antoine keeps sending me Insane clown Posse songs

Sara:you call those songs?

Becky- I hear you, but I'll posify as long as he doesn't play it when he's munching my carpet.

by Sheazona Mission February 4, 2013

absitively-posilutely

adv. - most assuredly; possitively; without a doubt.

"I need that absitively-posilutely delivered by tomorrrow morning; better send it UPDex."

by onemoorrless December 9, 2013