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portuguese breakfast

Can be used in both gay and straight sex. Beat two eggs in a bowl, mix in cheese and anything u would like. Now while haveing anal sex, pour the egg mixture into the anus and continue fucking untill u blow u load inside. Now let all of the stuff drip out into a bowl, mix, cook and eat.
John just gave Bobak a portuguese breakfast while Kevin don watched. Then kevin brown ate and enjoyed the omlet
by omfg1337 September 24, 2008
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The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder
That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!
by After The Murder February 3, 2007
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portuguese breakfast

putting an fried egg on the vagina or the dick and the partner licks it off
by M rol January 13, 2008
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PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.
We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.
by kevin mcshane December 28, 2005
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Portuguese Breakfast Club

The portuguese breakfast club, Is an elite group of people that enjoy having Portuguese breakfast everyday, The protuguese breakfast includes a Sloppy Egg and yogurt
Aaron :Hey Ethan, Have you joined the portuguese breakfast club?
Ethan : No, I dont like eating sloppy eggs.
by Leetalyzer October 8, 2008
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Dirty Chewbacca with a Portuguese breakfast

When a male/Female grows his/her pubic care extra long and his/her partner barfs on his pubic care. Then they must perform oral sex to the persons pubic care who has been barfed on. That is the Dirty Chewbacca. Then you crack an egg in persons ass who did not get the Dirty Chewbacca and fuck them in the ass with your Pubic Care covered in barf and finish inside them. Then he/she must poop out the egg and semen into the a pan to cook. Enjoy
by Pantera69138 January 12, 2010
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Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it
Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?
by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024
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