Full of Pikeys, a pathetic excuse for a town and football team, if you ever get the chance to go there, DON'T! The smell of fish hits you as soon as you enter. they're all little skates who think they have a good football team, well I have six words 'Harry and Jim, Red and White' YOu stupid skate bastards. You think that your TOWN, (not city like Southampton) is brilliant when infact it is a dump, even you fishy fucks know the best thing abbout your 'town' is the M27 out of it.
by Ell is wicked March 12, 2005
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And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)
And one more thing, the best footie club in the world!!!!!! PLAY UP POMPEY!!!!! :)
by smileyfootballfan December 11, 2010
Get the Portsmouth mug.Portsmouth is the chav central of the south. Full of illiterate brain dead idiots who can barely string a sentence together. Raiding Asda on giro day for Value chips and burgers to feed to their truanting/stealing gippo kids.
by Escape from here January 15, 2006
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Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)
Racists (No explaination needed
Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)
Skate (Look it up)
Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)
Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)
Ugly Twits
The Shitist Team
Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)
Orgasiming With Fish (IE: Skate)
Racists (No explaination needed
Thalidomide Victims (No one is born that fugly)
Skate (Look it up)
Mother Fuckers (In the most literal sense)
Obese (The south is sinking for a reason)
Ugly Twits
The Shitist Team
Homosexual (Far to homophobic, must be hiding something)
by Someone Not From Portsmouth May 17, 2009
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Get the portsmouth mug.A city located in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. Has one of the highest crime rates in the 757. Basically has the look and feel of a downgraded Norfolk (another Hampton Roads city). Not the best place to be at night...or day.
Student: "I was thinking about looking for apartments in Portsmouth for next semester."
Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."
Parent: "Ok honey, well if you move there, just make sure to have plenty of food, water, and oh yeah an AK-47 with hollow tip rounds."
by VAdirtyS February 7, 2010
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A wonderful City on the South Coast of the UK. Portsmouth has two cathedrals, thus making doubly sure it is a CITY! Home of the British Navy, and containing a large amount of maritime history. Home of HMS Warrior and HMS Victory and The Mary Rose.
Known locally as 'Pompey', this city boasts many tourist attractions, including the Spinnaker Tower, the UK's tallest structure outside of London.
Unfortunately Portmouth's popularity has made it the envy of many of it's neighbours, causing them to spew forth unnecessary hatred and incorrect remarks (please see other entries).
A wonderful City on the South Coast of the UK. Portsmouth has two cathedrals, thus making doubly sure it is a CITY! Home of the British Navy, and containing a large amount of maritime history. Home of HMS Warrior and HMS Victory and The Mary Rose.
Known locally as 'Pompey', this city boasts many tourist attractions, including the Spinnaker Tower, the UK's tallest structure outside of London.
Unfortunately Portmouth's popularity has made it the envy of many of it's neighbours, causing them to spew forth unnecessary hatred and incorrect remarks (please see other entries).
by Dazed December 28, 2005
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