Porter is a term used to describe a person who is extremely into himself and his ego. A porter
will often act this way due to a deep down insecurity with himself, and feels he must equal himself to others by only talking about himself. Most porters are retarded, but most of the
time act very intellectual, even if what they are saying makes no sense whatsoever. A porter
will most likely find one place in the world to make his name, then obsess over the place forever, and when leaving this place,
will realize his flaws and immediately seek out a way to return. A porter
will usually have others help him succeed, then brag about the accomplishments for the longest
time. Most porters
will become addicts of some sort (pain killers, cocaine, meth, etc.) in order to increase his social reputation. In most cases studied, a porter
will one day realize he is very insignificant in the world and
will ultimately fail in life. This day is known as "AP-Day" in a porter's life, which of course stands for "accepting pathetic-ness day". Many modern day porters have been known to use online social networks as a gateway to increase their ego by "news feed whoring", or involving himself in every post in his newsfeed, thinking he is
friends with everyone. To be a porter is a sad, sad thing indeed.
Jacob: "Is that kid really bragging about how his
dad got him accepted to that college?"
Jim: "Thats not even the worst part, that kid has literally been raping my news feed for the past 3 months only talking about himself!"
Jacob: "What a fuckin Porter."
Jim: "I couldn't have said it better myself."
