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Thinking with portals

When you use portals in a clever way.
you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."

me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"
by croppers April 25, 2010
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Friction Portals

Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.

Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.
person 1: I will fuck your mother!

Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!

Person 1: How does that work?

Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.

Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.
by LTG geck0 March 30, 2009
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sex change portals

In the mmorpg Shaiya, when someone goes through a portal and it glitches and changes your gender.
OMG DUDE I teleported to map3 and now my characters a girl! damn sex change portals, what will I tell my dad?
by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010
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renting portals

Ingress term
To rent a portal is to go into an opposite factions area & use a virus to flip it. The opposing faction can always flip back after an hour to regain control. This is is usually done to level 8 portals.
Poway Enlightened love renting portals because they just can't compete
by HarleyQuinn42 November 22, 2016
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Portalised

When you become so stoned you feel like you’ve entered a portal to another world
Just smoked a 3.5, I’m portalised
by Nortonmcporton October 30, 2017
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portalastic

Portalastic comes from the greek word partelstic meaning large/huge/massive

It basically means very large or big
Elephants are very portalastic creatures
by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020
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portalastic

Elephants are portalastic.
by Iamtotallynothuman June 12, 2020
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