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the new pornographers

The New Pornographers are a Canadian indie rock/power pop band. They are really awesome, but unfortunately, not too many people outside of Canada and the US know who the hell they are. Yet.

They're kind of strange at first. They take a few listens, but its worth it! Cause their music is sweet and it makes you happy.
Me: Have you listened to The New Pornographers? They're pretty great, you should check them out.
Random guy: ROFL!!1! WTF, you said PORN!!! HAHAHA!
Me: stfu.
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pornographer 

can mean one of a number of things :

a) photographer of professional porn stars

b) a derogatory term for for a person who puts torfies/midfies of themselves/others online. c) offensive term for a male photographing female lingerie models

d) a ted bundy/manson type character who takes pics of women after raping them.
have you ever seen a pornographer definition a)? I mean it would probably be Seth Cohen
pornographer by Uncle Dimma December 7, 2016

Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome 

The term used for individuals who download mass amounts of pornography but do not necessarily view or even care for the content in question. Many who suffer from CPDS also tend to be porn pack rats who archive and save all their downloaded content (possibly never reviewing such content).
Person 1: I downloaded 20 gigs of softcore porn last night!
Person 2: I thought you weren't into softcore stuff?
Person 1: You're right but it's just nice to have it.
Person 2: Dude you suffer from Chronic Pornography Downloading Syndrome...

pornographer 

A pornographer is someone who takes photos of naked people.
Person 1: S'up, Im a pornographer - whats your occupation ?

Person2: A dentist :|

Pornographer 

A person who shoots pornographic photos using sweet angles while usually listening to cheap jazz music. There can be many types.
Food Pornographer: "ahh yeah, that poptart looks almost orgasmic"
Pornographer by pinkhillbilly October 2, 2011

pornographer 

pornographer is to porn what a photographer is to photos
pornographer is a true porn star
pornographer by anonymous January 13, 2021

Pornographer 

The only thing better then being this is being the actual actor.
I wanted to become a pornstar in high school but I was too ugly so I became a pornographer instead.
Pornographer by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021