Porkin

When you roll your weed in a piece of ham , smoke it , and get porked up .

hey john lets go porkin tonight roll sum ham and get porked up .

by bobthemaryjuansmoke August 7, 2011

Porkins

A very fat man who is often upset by others calling him overweight or fat. Likes to date women of the dark variety and women he does not know. He often cries when people call him gay and is just the fat guy that everyone likes to make fun of. If you give him a chew, he will nearly throw up. He also is very self centered and thinks he's the best at everything, if he does not win he will make excuses as to why he didn't. His most distinct trait is his monstrous temper over things like video games. People often worry he may have a heart attack from his temper tantrums.

He is being the porkins of the party.
Nobody wants to be a porkins.

by Jeff Ibromawitz August 6, 2011

jiggle-porkin

when u bang a random chick from behind and her junk is cottage cheesin all over your hips.

Ruph was jiggle-porkin all over yans sexy hips

by jinglejuker January 14, 2008

porkin off

the act of grabbing your penis and pulling on it until you ejaculate

Sorry bro I can't, I'm porkin off later

by timna June 2, 2016

mr porkins

Someone that shows extreme love for cody hynes

Mr porkins wants coyd hynes to suck his cock

by Sir porkins! October 6, 2020

porkin out

When one eats so much junk food the pants can not fit over the fat ass anymore.

Chick: My pants don't fit anymore

Dude: Bitch you porkin out!

by Realistfosho January 28, 2015

sport porkin

chasin skirt for fun

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen

by peasandcorn June 11, 2006