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Porker

Someone who, no matter what your argument or how you frame your beliefs/ideas will just not listen.

Basically someone who says, "Listen, I know I am right and if you try to change my mind with facts and logic I won't listen and I will consider you a pos for even attempting to do so!"
Karen: How could you possibly think that citing Wikipedia as a source is acceptable!
Guy: Okay Karen, stop being such a fucking porker.
by Pepperboiknowledge July 26, 2020
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porker

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).
"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"
by Takoti September 14, 2005
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porker!

The name for a person who is on the rather large side of life.
if you push your cheeks to the front of your face with your hands it will turn you into a porker!
by greg stocker October 30, 2006
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porker

Dumbass Steven, he's such a fucking porker.
by Andrew May 7, 2003
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porker

a porker is a female that says she is going to stop eating and brags about how much she goes to the gym to her other fat or ugly friends, but in truth she goes home every day, sits on the couch, watches soap operas, eats all the african kids food, and suffocates one of her many cats. she then repetively asks others if her clothes make her look fat. a porker has no real social life, and she is often unintelligent because she let herself become such a porker.

a man can never be called a porker, only a female.
porker: hey, do these jeans make me look fat?

(What an average bystander says): oh, not at all. just don't touch my poutine.

(What they should have said): bitch git on dat treadmill. i want to boil fries in your sweat you porkin bitch!
by kristov June 20, 2006
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porker

someone who is fat and obviously does nothing to help that..
"damn!! madalyns a fuckin' porker!!! did u c her put away that whole bag of ruffles druing prac.?!?!?"
by shelbs May 13, 2005
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porker

what a porker!
by cockney wanker October 10, 2003
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