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PORTIA

Female characters in two of William Shakespeare's plays entitled, "Merchant of Venice" and "Julius Caesar".
i.e. In, "Julius Caesar" Act II scene iv:

PORTIA:

I pr'ythee, boy, run to the Senate-house;

Stay not to answer me, but get thee gone.

Why dost thou stay?


LUCIUS:

To know my errand, madam.


PORTIA:

I would have had thee there, and here again,

Ere I can tell thee what thou shouldst do there.—

Aside. O constancy, be strong upon my side!

Set a huge mountain 'tween my heart and tongue!

I have a man's mind, but a woman's might.

How hard it is for women to keep counsel!—

Art thou here yet?
by portia w. July 18, 2008
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Portia

Portia is sweet and caring, she loves her friends and family. When she has a boyfriend she is down for them 110%. Anyone would be lucky to have a Portia in their lives! A down to earth type of girl who can be cheeky when she wants to be, but serious when she needs to be. You can trust her with your life and she is always willing to listen. Boys... if you’ve got a Portia never let her go, she will be the best thing that ever happens to you! There will always be something about her that will make you think of her! Once you hurt Portia she will only give second chances if she really loves you, and if she does you truly are so lucky! Keep Portia nearby and never let her go!
Portia is someone you never want to loose.
by bestdefcorrected August 15, 2018
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porniac

someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive
i bet he is a porniac
by Bob June 11, 2004
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portia

the most amazing person on the planet.
She has gorgeous eyes and is the sweetest pea in the pie !
she'll make you wanna jump off bridges and swim across the world to see her. she's not a car !
woahhhh, d000d !
that portia was banging hot last night,
i wanted to tap that !
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pornian slip

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.
Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.
by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011
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Portia

Portia is the type of person to get so high at school that she gets kicked off a sports team. Portia usually is a nice person and always laughs.
Dang Portia is so funny.
by DIGDACKDICK January 28, 2019
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Portia devorak

The amazing sibling of the absolutely beautiful Julian devorak. She has a very cute cat called pepi. Hard working and really pretty. She also has a cute brother.
That Portia devoraks brother is really hot!
I know right!?!
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