Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

by P Lopez May 30, 2006

porcelain goddess

Referring to the toilet, especially when highly intoxicated and on the verge of vomitting.

Dude 1: Dude, last night was crazy. What happened?
Dude 2: You were so drunk, you were pretty much worshipping the porcelain goddess the entire time, dude.

by Eduardo III July 4, 2005

paying homage to the porcelain goddess

The ritual of getting on one's knees and discharging the smelly contents of the stomach into the toilet.

I was paying much homage to the porcelain goddess this morning because I drank too much of the Beast.

by Booty Bandit November 20, 2002

praying to the porcelain gods

when you are kneeling over a toilet and puking

after she got sauced, she sucked off every guy at the party and then was praying to the porcelain gods

by david August 12, 2003

Worshiping The Porcelain Goddess

A euphemism for vomiting into the toilet.

Example:
Jane Doe is regretting and paying for her excessive drinking last night. She has spent several hours on her knees worshiping the porcelain goddess.

by Scheme Fighter July 7, 2011

Porcelain Goddess

(n) Toilet;lavatory. Derived from it's common porcelian material and everyday importance.

Uh guys...I need to pay golden tribute to the porcelian goddess.

by The Amazing Anonymous One July 10, 2004

Porcelain Gods Ralph and Earl

The sounds you make when you are thowing up into a porcelain toilet.

1st person: Where is Robert?
2nd person: He is in the bathroom praying to the porcelain gods Ralph and Earl.
Robert: Raaalllpphh! Eaaaarrrrrlll!

by Kenneth Brown July 16, 2006