poop time

When you get so drunk you puke all over yourself and your friends stuff and when youre in the bathroom throwing up all over yourself you dont know if its puke or poop, so you ask your friends and they sit there and laugh at your drunk ass... That is poop time

Friend: Dude it's poop time
You: Dude nooooo! Get out of my house!
Friend: (blaaaaaaah) puking all over your stuff

by fyuangneya!r! June 16, 2011

Hot poppy time

When you are in anal sex you use no lube not spit and no pulling out. Must choke the female until her head appears as if it is an airhead. She must have poopy diarrhea and diarrhea is the only lubricant used during hot poopy time. Cheeks must be beaten red like a hot tomato. You cum in her but and have her shoot her feces and cum into your mouth.

Nick just had some hot poppy time with Margot

by Albert Fucking Einstein June 14, 2019

Bleedy Pooty Time

The time of the month that a female has a menstrual cycle.

that bitch is having her bleedy pooty time!

by LouisvillemojoZed+ January 13, 2009

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time)

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012

poofy squishy time

semi-cuddling with a friend that you secretly have feelings for, and dont want to chance ruining your friendship with...

hey i have seen you in a couple days, i need some poofy squishy time!

by some dude.... October 15, 2011

pooty tang time

when someone wit a belt whip yo monk azz

when some one beats yo azz incredibly beyond recognition

finna kik his ass its pooty tang time

by fatsheep March 4, 2007

Time Travel Poop

A poop where the pooper feels that little time has passed while doing the deed but in reality a long time has passed. or vice versa

Billy: Where have you been for the last ten minutes?

Joe: Has it really been that long? Must have been a time travel poop.

by Opi071694 June 2, 2011