poopenstein

A person who has to poop so bad that he or she walks to the bathroom like frankenstein and groans like him as well.

Look at poopenstein over there, let's hope he makes it.

by Joe Lopez March 16, 2008

Poopenstinkle

A smelly poo stick!

Terry tells kayleigh on facebook that she is a poopenstinkle, but she does not know what it means and likes it.

by n0y0u February 9, 2010

Pooptimist

Like an optimist but not, you know what I mean?

Getting up and walking to get placed isn't really that hard, but I guess that's just I'm a pooptimist.

by Yayeet789123 January 3, 2019

poopingtons

A poop that is particularly long, smelly, liquid, or gross. A notable poop. Particularly when the poop is an emergency, such as following a large meal of pizza and root beer.

Dude I went to Old Chicago and ate a whole large deep dish pizza and drank tons of their Mug Root Beer on tap. I had the poopingtons so bad that I had to poop at Tim's mom's house!

by Dane Hansen August 14, 2011

poopinsnatch

A vagina in a mans anus

So and so has a real juicy poopinsnatch

by Jon Muzychka Criminal March 13, 2019

Poopenis

A penis that is also a poop. A poop shaped like a penis.

Me: Hey Jonathan look at my poop!
Jonathan: Wow that poop is shaped like a penis!
Me: O guess it is a Poopenis!

by the poopanister October 17, 2010

poopins

The act of taking a number two.

"Can I call you back? I have to go make the poopins now. Thanks."

by Tony C.G. January 10, 2009