Poopfetty

When there is already fecal matter on a unused portion of toilet paper.

I went to the bathroom and I got some poopfetty.

by thestick169 September 28, 2009

poofect

Another word for perfect but specifically used in context of poo, pooing and having taken a poo. Often used when the pooing was a really good experience and not a messy or painful affair. A feeling of elation from the pooing experience.

I just took the most poofect shit in my entire life. I should have snapped a pic.

by Pure Pooetry January 25, 2018

poopiecake

A cake that is baked for people you are "friendly" with but you actually cant stand them. So when they invite you over, you say to them yes ill bring cake from dessert. You then gut the cake and drop a huge shit in the middle of it. When they cut the cake and realize what is in it you act surprised and blame it on the most helpless cake store you can fine putting them out of business.

a cake with poo in it.

Example : " Honey im not going to their house for dinner unless we bake the poopiest poopiecake for them because they annoy me so much."

by andrew12388 June 21, 2006

poopecia

A disease that causes erectile disfunction, patchy bald spotspot, and is thought to be highly infection. Very common in homeless communities.

Look at that bum scissor his homeless girlfriend in the dumpster, he must have poopecia.

by Jdgv March 15, 2017

poopfectionist

The complete opposite of a perfectionist.

Dan Angelucci thinks he's such a perfectionist, but really he's a poopfectionist.

by Truth Online February 20, 2011

poopetta

1. Supercool
2. Popular: The equivalent of "rage" in the phrase all the rage

1. Dayum homie, I just took that girl out to dinner last night and she was poopetta! She's a keeper dawg...
2. Dang girl, those new boots you just got are all the poopeeta in la!

by Payalia July 26, 2006

Pooplechassy

1. To pooplechassy(v)- a form of passing gas
2. Pooplechassy (a)- a form of insulting that of a female gender.

1. I just pooplechassied after I ate that huge baritto

2. That hoe is such a pooplechassy

by Monkey110191 December 21, 2008