Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

potension

potential tension, usually sexual, that will probably occur at any given occasion.

"Yo.. umm I don't think I can meet your friend Bobby. I mean... the way he was texting me. There's fucking potension there. I'm proooobably gonna wanna fuck him.

...Just saying."

by potensionally challenged January 14, 2009

pooplosion

When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.

There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.

by cammiewammie September 21, 2006

pooperson

Pooperson = Shitty headed person.

That bitch is such a pooperson

by urbanspeak January 2, 2015

poosession

An instance where a large, dark entity (poop) takes control of and wreaks havoc upon the body and life of those that house said force. It is extremely dangerous for the entity to remain within the body and needs to be removed before internal damage can occur. Often accompanied by altered personality, manic behavior, sweating, and supernatural odors.

My girlfriend thought I was behaving violently and felt it necessary to contact a priest for an exorcism, but it turned out to be a poosession .

by dudecat June 18, 2014

Poopenstinker

The German slang for booty hole

RbT

The dirty boy touched his poopenstinker

by anonymous March 29, 2021

poopinson

Someone who is complete dog shit and is frowned upon by the community.

Wyatt Huckleby is a real big poopinson.

by Cool Cock69 April 26, 2021