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Poolside Loungeabout

Poolside Loungeabout--an occasional ritual where wives & mothers get a well earned, uninterrupted respite from the endless responsibilities of everyday life, and lay by the pool for hours, sipping on frozen drinks, reading trashy magazines, talkin' food & fashion.
A proper Vegas poolside loungeabout requires at least 2 girlfriends, 30spf sunscreen or stronger, 3 towels, a hat, magazines, $200 cash for food & drinks, and a sexy swimsuit with sparkles. At $300 for 4 hours, cabana and cabana boy, while priceless, are not required to have a good time.
by Lucy Lou Who September 14, 2009
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Poolsideing

"Sorry i'm poolsideing today!"
by richbytch August 31, 2018
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Poonocide

1. The mass hitting and quiting of poon.
2. Having rough and unmerciful vaginal intercourse with large numbers of women.
3. Poonocide is the deliberate and systematic penetration of any and all ethnicities, races, religions or nationalities of poon.
"Dude! I committed mass poonocide on those bitches last night! It was a huge orgy of fine ass hoes"

"Did you hear about the poonocide in Ampsterdam? Sounds like a good time!"
by by Yoge and Spanky February 20, 2008
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Pornslice

Porn and pizza. What can I say more?

Hi bruh, checked out this new tube?!
Yeah , its rocks!
I just wanked my socks off, pornslice rocks!
by pornslice.com January 17, 2017
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Chilling Poolside

Chilling Poolside is essentially the opposite of what it sounds. It is a term used to lure people to join you on the session without deterring them by telling them where you really are - often in a dingy room with a group of mentally disfigured guys on drugs. However dire the situation might seem, good music is often played when one is "Chilling Poolside."
Guy 1 - "Hey man where are you at, haven't seen you since you left the club earlier"
Guy 2 - "Yo, just Chilling Poolside with some cocktails and fly hunnies. Come round."
Guy 1 -"Really? Pretty sure I overheard you guys arguing about whether to get a 3 litre bottle of cider or special brew to take back to your flat. But now I know you're Chilling Poolside I'll be right there."
by MainVainer May 5, 2014
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poopscident

An accident involving poop or any poop like substance.
I had to clean up a poopscident in the bathroom this morning.
by Shoxedone December 30, 2008
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Poonslayer

1)One who slays poon, or engages in the act of rough sex. The verb form is "to poonslay."

2)An exclamitory remark made in celebration, usually whilst playing a videogame.
"That guys such a poonslayer. I should get as much poon as him."
"Yeah, except you're a pussy, so no."

"POONSLAYER!" (blows something up electronically.)
by studstudstudder March 10, 2008
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