poondoggle

while going down on a woman who is on her period and you get her tampon in your mouth

I was orally 'satisfying' my lady during that time of the month and I got poondoggled when her tampon fell into my mouth

by jojoL June 23, 2008

Poondoggle

Two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the 'doggy style' position. The woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. By putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft 'boondoggle'.

(v) "Charlotte, Angela, Ray and I poondoggled last night."
(n) "Hey Charlotte! Hey Angela! You are cordially invited to a poondoggle on Saturday night hosted by Ray and me."

by Hiroken June 19, 2008

Poondoggle

Work or activity that is wasteful or pointless but is done by female request or for their approval.

I can't believe I spent all day reorganizing the cabinets with the wife. What a poondoggle.

by ztiwokles August 25, 2016

Poondoggle

(noun) When you wake up next to someone you wouldn’t expect after a night of partying.

I drank way too much last night and wound up next to a poondoggle. I’m never drinking again.

by Le Merk February 8, 2021

poondoggle

noun
/ˈpo͞onˌdäɡəl/

1. A social gathering involving unrestrained indulgence, especially sexual activity and drinking.
2. A literal clusterfuck.

Well hell, all we need now is a Catholic priest, and then we can have ourselves a genuine hillbilly poondoggle!

by H07WH33L5 December 4, 2022

Boondoggle

Using corporate funds to visit a client that you really don't need to see. The real reason for visiting the client is to explore the area, visit a friend, try the food scene, or some other personal reason not associated with work. Your boss is unaware of your true motive and believes you are actually conducting work.

Salesperson 1: "Jim is going to Hawaii to visit his client next week."
Salesperson 2: "Bullshit. Jim's client there is tiny. That's just a boondoggle so he can surf all week. I bet he only goes to the office once."

by FQ_GFY February 10, 2020

Poonogger

Piece of shit... can be used as an insult.

Shut up Poonogger!

You smell like a Poonogger!

by Richard W EB November 26, 2010