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Erectoral Porkulation

When you have an Erection when you see a pig, piglet, nigger, nigglet, or an old person.
*At grandpas farm*.....

Dad: Why do you have an erection?
Me: I just saw a black pig...
Dad: So you are suffering from an erectoral porkulation?
Me:Yah....
by BooBoo1123 January 12, 2012
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Pookalaka

A dance where the performer puts his or her arms down their shorts and sticks out their wrists and hands. The performer then swings his or her arms side to side and simoutaneously prances about.
Yo, ma' boy Matt can bust out a mad-ass Pookalaka! THE GIRLIES GO MAD CRAZY!
by E-Money March 13, 2005
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poopulation

The euphoria that comes after one is relieved of an enormous poo. That relief that you feel, then the feeling of weighing less. This especially occurs after you've been holding it in for an extended period of time.
A: Dude, you look really happy right now. Why is that?
B: I'm in an extreme sense of poopulation.

Or:

Alex: Molly, say that Russia's POPULATION is higher, not their poopulation, I doubt that that is included on the chart.
Molly: -laughs- Good point.
by Alex Clayden April 16, 2008
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count poopula

A person characterized after the Count on Sesame Street, who counts the number of bowel movements another person has.
Count Poopula wouldn't stop counting my poops on our road trip. He kept announcing them to the whole group, "One stinky winky, ha ha ha, two stinky winkies ha ha ha."
by Silli Vanilli July 8, 2014
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poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable
I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.
by upperleft June 1, 2018
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Poopular Alphabet

A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".

B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.

C is for cheat, their only talent.

D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?

E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.

F is for "fag", what they call what is different.

G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.

H is for humane, that which they don't care about.

I is for individuality, that which they don't have.

J is for jokes that they play on other people.

K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.

L is for lame, the point which they fear.

M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.

N is fir no respect, what they give others.

O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.

P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.

Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.

R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.

S is for simple, they see only in black and white.

T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.

U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!

V is for vindictive, what more can I say.

W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.

X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.

Y is for you, that which they don't care for.

Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! October 16, 2008
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Poopular

Popular, but in a crappy type of way. For example, when you are in a public restroom, and someone in the restroom stall has their phone ring 6 times within 2 minutes - that person is poopular.
His phone rang so many times while he was sitting on the bathroom stall. He must be super poopular!
by BF Will November 27, 2015
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