Poojab

When a male (traditionally under the influence of narcotics) attempts to insert his finger(s) into a vagina but loses co-ordination and they end up in the female's rectum.

Oh man I was so fucked and that french girl was gaggin for it so I went for it and accidentally gave her a poojab. Now say hello to mr. brown finger.

by Robert L. Dole April 3, 2007

poojocks

an extremely dirty or stinky girl. It refers to someone who might smell as though they have "pooed their jocks" or shit their pants.

Jane, "here comes poojocks"
Dick, "damn lets get out of here"
Jane, "yo that bitch needs a shower, fo real!"

by Skarlitbgonya November 25, 2007

poonjobcholie

one of the WORST possible terms you could ever call someone even worse then cunt

damn, bubba called me a poonjobcholie man

by ant lop September 5, 2011

Poonjob

The female version of a blowjob.

I'll give you a poonjob!

by ilikebicycles October 10, 2010

Projob

A really epic blowjob.

I just got the best projob from that girl in the yellow bug.

by afanasieff007 April 9, 2010

Poonjob

Poonjob:

It's like Nigger for Indians!

(now available at your local convinience store)

(read in funny indian accent)
Samir: What is up my Poonjob
Ankesh: you a crazy Poonjob
Samir: Poonjob please, I ain't nobody's Poonjob
Ankesh: Bitch, you my dirty stinking Poonjob.
Samir: Go fuck a goat

by The Lonliest Monk August 1, 2007

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010