Pootonium

Horrendous foul-smelling shit, often discovered after a curry or more often known as 'beer shits'. The smell of pootonium is highly toxic and should be avoided at all costs.

Dave: I wouldn't go in there for a while, I just dropped my guts.

Steve: Smells like some weapons-grade pootonium!

by likeakipper8 January 16, 2011

poodoku

The act of playing sudoku while taking a poop.

You've been in there 35 minutes and I haven't heard the toilet flush. Are you playing poodoku?

by Smithers the Cat January 6, 2009

Pooron

Moron & Poor mixed into one word, pooron. Typically used when someone is below the poverty line, and claims they have a lot of coin/cash, but in reality they are stunting for E-Girls & clout, AKA the average com skid that thinks they're hot shit.

Ay cuh, you a pooron, show funds.

You are a real life pooron.

by modpack December 2, 2020

Pooponic Plague

The next day after-effects of drinking Knight's Head Lager the night before. This condition includes stomach cramps and severe diarreah and can last up to 2 days. This is not a chivalrous poop.

"How was your Knight's Head last night?"

"It was good, but today I missed 3 classes due to the Pooponic Plague."

by chugers April 14, 2009

Poodoobrain

a loving insult.

Used to say someone is annoying but you love them any way.

Often used after a realization that the other person has the correct viewpoint in an argument as a way to save face.

A term used in describing a close friend or family member.

comes from the root phrases of "poo" meaning poop, "doo" meaning doo-doo. and brain.
rough translation, "poop-brain".

you're a poodoobrain!!!

poodoobrain! (used as an interjectory statement)

by RavinMnky May 10, 2011

poodoo

\poo'-doo, poo-doo'\ (Kaplan slang)

n. 1. One who lacks social graces, epecially if unaware of such lacking.
adj./adv. 1.Unsanitary and/or disgustingly disturbing. 2. Of lower quality.
(Kaplan slang)

See also chu-chu, z-dob

n. "You are such a poodoo!"
adj. "She loves to drink poodoo pop."
adv. "Dumpster-diving is poodoo."

by brandon stelly June 27, 2006

Poodophile

A gay man with one or more dogs,usually poodles, who also happens to be a pedophile.

Gosh that man's a poodophile.

by ConfuzzledNess April 24, 2011