When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you pull a fast one and shit on a bitch's chest while she's sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.
by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008
Get the poodini mug.When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.
i just had a poodini.
by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010
Get the poodini mug.noun; used to describe a female who has displayed the rare phenomena of haveing poo magicaly appear inside her primary sexual orifice.
by living proof December 12, 2003
Get the poodini mug.When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.
"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
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