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Mighty Pockle

The Biggest cheekiest cunt in the Universe. He/she is the most cheeky entity on earth and comes up with the cheekiest jokes. Usually a small white British kid whos arms are the size of noodles. and has really fucked up teeth.
This kid is a Mighty Pockle! His teeth are so yellow too!
by MightyPockleBeast69 February 18, 2017
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Pookles

When will I find my Pookles?
I am going to marry my Pookles
by TibbyRIP November 8, 2007
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pookle

little fuzz balls that you get on clothes from washing or wearing them.
There is a pookle on my shirt.
by michael keith April 28, 2007
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Poockles

When your having sex with your ho, then you pull john travolta from your stash, then you throw him out the window, and try to hit your target (preferably a little kid).
MAN 1 - "DUDE, i pulled an awesome poockles"
MAN 2 - "NICE"
by mack niles November 30, 2006
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Pocklet

A food or treat that is unexpectedly filled with a sweet substance; most often chocolate, but can be jelly, cheese, etc. Within one food item, there can be one pocklet or many, it does not matter.
"Wow! This croissant has the most amazing flavor pocklets!"
by sjlaw52 July 12, 2009
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pocklet bar

A chocolate bar you stick in your pocket, is forgotten, becomes a melty mess packet of goodness and is then found usually at the end of the day or when your wife checks your pockets before putting them in the wash.
eg. "Tim you shouldn't put that chocolate bar in your pocket, you know you will forget and it will be a pocklet bar by tonight."
by Maggiemootimmiitoo October 31, 2009
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Alabama Waffle Pockle

A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
UNCLE: Hey girl, you want to do an Alabama waffle Pockle?

Her: YES UNCLE STEVE
by Nick_Kerr69 May 24, 2022
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