Poo Choo Train

When sitting on the porcelain throne, preparing to drop some deuces a steady stream of fart air emits from your bunghole, sometimes pinched enough to emit a squeaking or whistling sounding fart announcing the turd train a'comin until the poo seals off the space and stops the whistle

Fuck dude, i could hear your poo choo train comin down the tracks from out here

by Colonel Skadoosh November 6, 2009

poo poo choo choo

No beating around the bush here. It's a gay train! A group of fags get together and line up pecker to butt - hole, and simultaneously ram each other in the ass all while making train sounds.

This is not to be confused with a "gravy train"

Oh man I got so wasted in Nashua last night, I ended up in a Poo Poo choo choo all night long! But this doesn't make me gay, because I was the caboose!

by Bean town January 19, 2014

poo-choo

Reference to the train Mr. Hankey rides on in a South Park episode. A cute little song accompanies his arrival on the poo-choo train:

Mr. Hankey: Poo-Choo Train's layin' down its tracks with a -
Train Whistle: poo-choo
Mr. Hankey: - all the way and back!
Cartman: Poo-Choo Train is my favorite thing, spreading Christmas joy as we ride and sing!
Mr. Hankey: Christmastime wouldn't be the same without hugs and kisses and a Poo-Choo Train.

Socailly, Poo-Choo used to express the arrival or existence of something bad or unfortunate.

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Mistress: Oh crap - your wife is pulling into the driveway!

Man: The poo-choo train has arrived.

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Co-Worker: Are you ready to leave for the team-building ropes course?
Man: All aboard the poo-choo train.

by Wetchman September 11, 2006

Poohoo

A person who cries while taking a shit, but not necessarily because of the pain of the actual act of pooing

I just heard James poohooing in the bathroom. is he alright?

by bajrov March 24, 2011

Poochomp

1. Colloquial term for a fecalpheliac, or any person who enjoys chomping on excrement.
2. A derogatory term, used to describe someone of utmost annoyance.

1. "Hey man, you still seeing that asian chick"?
"nah, couldn't stand her breath, turns out she was a poochomper"
2. "Stop banging my ma, you poochomp!"

by BlackPhoenix December 14, 2008

Poophoon

When someone goes to the toilet for a number 2 and spends a long time in there, the smell marinates so that when they open the door, a poophoon engulfs the corridors and the surrounding victims.

For some unknown reason, the person who caused the poophoon is immune to it's effects.

Kim just came out of the toilet and let loose a poophoon upon us.

by x2i August 16, 2012

poochon

A dog breed which is the poodle and bichon frise.

This is my dog, Peanut, and he is a poochon. He is so cute and fuzzy!

by The Real Budder October 9, 2015